i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus
REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES
1 million notes and i’ll do it
let’s ruin this persons life and reblog
…………then what is it?
that man is a U.S. senator.
a fucking senator.
significant portions of the U.S. population wanted that man to be president.
I mean, technically he’s right.
It used to be a property exchange and political contract.
Now it’s about love.
I wouldn’t exactly categorize it as “devolving”, but then I think women should be treated as people and that our politics shouldn’t be determined by who I can trade my daughter to.
I’m also not a giant asscactus, so there’s that.
Yeah, but it’s rare when conservatives explicitly state that they want to return to the year 1806 or some shit.
(Source: thedrrinik, via caterloopincandor)
catchy songs about VERY BAD THINGS
(Source: im-moving-yo, via caterloopincandor)
googling “angry hands” for reference
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED
can you imagine elrond as your dad
u would misbehave and all he would have to do is look at you like